| GW#2 - p10 (9)Ok, so my friend from New York, Sassy Velour gave me this so as to advertise her fan club. The proceeds from this club either go to putting Sassy through grad school or maybe she'll shoot it all into her arm. You never know with that nutty chick. But for all of you who have ever dreamed of starting your own cult of personality, why don't you just support this one then see how it works out (& I'll report back to you on how it's going) and you can decide if you want to go through with it on your own or not. Plus you'll get something in your mailbox, loser.
Sassy Velour
FAN CLUB!
[image of a woman]
A BIG SASSY HELLO TO ALL OF MY LOYAL FANS AND ADMIRERS OUT THERE! SURE, THE LIFE OF A LOUNGE SINGER / SPOKESMODEL IS GLAMOROUS AND EXCITING, BUT I OWE IT ALL TO YOU, MY FANS. TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR LOVING SUPPORT FOR ALL THESE YEARS, I'M OFFERING YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL!!! A CHANCE TO JOIN THE Sassy Velour FAN CLUB!
HERE'S WHAT YOU GET:
- AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF ME, Sassy Velour
- A PERSONAL Sassy Velour FAN CLUB WALLET-SIZED MEMBERSHIP CARD. "IT'S LAMINATED"!
- SOMETHING UNIQUE, SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT, SOMETHING NOT QUITE LIKE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS [?]
JUST SEND ONE DOLLAR AND A SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE TO:
Sassy Velour FAN CLUB
P.O. BOX 33510
AUSTIN, TX 78764 | GW#2 - p10 (9)Ok, so my friend from New York, Sassy
Velour gave me this so as to
advertise her fan club. The proceeds
from this club either go to putting
Sassy through grad school or maybe
she'll shoot it
all into her
arm. You never
know with that
nutty chick. But
for all of you
who have ever
dreamed of
starting your
own cult of
personality, why
don't you just support
this one then see how it works out (&
I'll report back to you on how it's
going) and you can decide if you want
to go through with it on your own
or not. Plus you'll get something in
your mailbox, loser.
Sassy Velour
FAN CLUB
[image]
A BIG SASSY HELLO TO ALL OF MY LOYAL
FANS AND ADMIRERS OUT THERE! SURE, THE
LIFE OF A LOUNGE SINGER / SPOKESMODEL IS
GLAMOROUS AND EXCITING, BUT I OWE IT ALL
TO YOU, MY FANS. TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH
I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR LOVING SUPPORT
FOR ALL THESE YEARS, I'M OFFERING YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!
A CHANCE TO JOIN THE Sassy Velour FAN CLUB!
HERE'S WHAT YOU GET:
- AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF ME, Sassy Velour
- A PERSONAL Sassy Velour FAN CLUB WALLET-SIZED
MEMBERSHIP CARD. "IT'S LAMINATED"!
- SOMETHING UNIQUE, SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT,
SOMETHING NOT QUITE LIKE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS [?]
JUST SEND ONE DOLLAR AND A SELF-ADDRESSED,
STAMPED ENVELOPE TO:
Sassy Velour FAN CLUB
P.O. BOX 33510
AUSTIN, TX 78764 |
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