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Geek Weekly #6
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"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer. I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." --Deep Thoughts (Jack Handy)
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." --Humphrey Bogart
"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine." --David Moulton
"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot." --Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." --Homer Simpson
"Not all chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." --Dave Barry
"I drink to make other people interesting." --George Jean Nathan
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." --Ernest Hemingway (in For Whom the Bell Tolls)
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." --Dean Martin
"Work is the curse of the drinking class." --Oscar Wilde