SO YA WANT SOMETHIN’ TO DO? [bold]
[An image of a soda splashing with two straws is in the center of the page, the rest of the page is divided in to four sections labeled FOOD, CAMPIN’, BANDS, and TRUCK STOPS]
[top left quadrant]
There’s no good food in this
fucking town. Actually, you
can go to Mezzaluna & get
good Italian & there’s some
really FOOD [bold] good Mexican
but if you just wanna, like,
eat some fucking
food, you’re out o’luck.
Might as well go to Taco
Bell & save your money
for something’ else.
Or you can always cook!
[top right quadrant]
This is the heart of the
best camping in the world.
This is the right time of
year, too. My favorite
places CAMPIN’ [bold] to go
are Reimer’s Ranch, Krause
Springs & Paleface Park.
I think they’re all in
the phone book &
they’ll give you
directions. Usually
about $5 per person.
[bottom left quadrant]
We don’t have any really
good venues in Austin
right now, but we’ve got
lots of good bands. See
these: Satans, Inhalants,
Dropouts, Cryin’ Out Louds,
Motards, Sons of Hercules,
Big BANDS [bold] Drag,
Gut, Pork, Jack O’Fire,
Hormones rock [written above “.” and “I”]. I can’t think of
anyone else right now. But
there’s always movies at
Dobie & Hogg —> esp. Jackie
Chan movies [underscored]! Oh! And the
Village, too!
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Go see Gomez rock [written above Gomez]!!!
[bottom right quadrant]
This is when we
realize that Austin
sucks (when we’re
bored) and we try to
flee its limiting grasp
and find ourselves in, yep,
a truck stop. But sometimes
it’s all you can
do. And TRUCK [bold] truck
stops STOPS [bold] are
cool. Crazy things
always happen there.
Here are my favorite 2:
Dorsett 221 (South on I-35 to exit
221) & Mel’s Diner in Giddings.
Also the Petticoat Junction
truck stop in Brenham was
cool, but I haven’t been
there in a while.
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