Austin Fanzine Project

if I am in reality. Brian: I think of myself as being in a spacesuit most of the time, which is not glassy-winged, but it still involves flying around. Shiny suited, not glassy-winged. Hugh: Yeah, sort of the human equivalent of that. We don't grow them as a matter of course but we make - we make things like that because we don't have glassy wings. Brian: I've thought of myself as being crystal-becloaked before, in my more wizard like states. you could tell I was a wizard, couldn't you? The other day I cast a spell from the van that, in a 2 mile radius from where the van was, turned all toilet paper into paper towels. There were 2 McDonald's in that area. GW: That's horribly misanthropic. And yet, innocuous. Hugh: That's us in a nutshell. Brian: There's worse misanthropic spells. The other night in Orlando, I discovered that if I said two words and then blew a little puff of air through my moustache, I could make their fingers fall off. Which is, ah, it's a lot less...I have another