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Bassist: Jenkiss Pansdown

Jenkiss has toiled for years to achieve recognition in a man's music world. Acknowledged, even by men, as a top-flight musician, her favorite weapon is her own forked tongue. Her main influence is the Bride of Frankenstein, and her chief claim to fame is her sexual experience with Ted Nugent.

Drummer: Hadeet Updoear

Hadeet came to the States to study American Government, but became disenchanted with her studies following the recent presidential election. Now she teaches kindergarten, and practices her drums in her spare time. Hadeet has played with many bands around town. But the even that shaped her current fury was a practice session where her male bandmates took turns throwing live cockroaches at her while she played. Her favorite weapon is a feather (with a whip behind it), and she fantasizes about waving her scent (after playing drums for three hours) under the nostrils of men in chains.

Geek Weekly #9