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*GOLFERS DELIGHT* -- Driving Range -- Spa -- Fitness Center -- Racquetball -- Trees Galore-- Accress Gates -- Garages - Gourmet Kitchens -- Construction Special (Free Rent). AFS 322-9556 . This is a real ad from our own fine daily paper.

ALL EMPLOYEES

It has been brought to the attention of the management that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation beween employees. Due to complaints by some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.

The management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to properly express his/her feelings when communicating with fellow employees. Therefore the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.

OLD PHRASE NEW PHASE
No fucking way! I'm not certain that's feasible.

You've got to be shittin' me. Really?

Tell someone who gives a fuck. Perhaps your should check with ...

Ask me if I give a fuck. Of course I'm concerned.

It's not my fucking problem. I wasn't involved in that project.

What the fuck? Interesting behavior.

Fuck it. It won't work. I'm not sure I can implement this.

Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner? I'll try to schedule that.

When the fuck do you expect me to do
this? Maybe I can work late.

He's got his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the problem.

Who the fuck cares? Are you sure it's a problem.

Eat shit. You don't say.

Eat shit and die. Excuse me?

Eat shit and die, motherfucker. Excuse me, sir?

Kiss my ass. So you'd like my help with it?

Fuck it. I'm on salary. I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

Shove it up your ass. I don't think you understand.

This job sucks. I love a challenge.

Blow me. I see.

Blow yourself. Do you see?

Another fucking meeting. Yes, we should discuss this.

I really don't give a shit. I don't think this will be a problem.

FUCK YOU!!! How nice, how very, very nice.

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